About the Afroman Lieutenant Mona Lisa Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee
Afroman's raid songs turned the 2022 search into satire, and this design hangs it in a gilded frame. A Mona Lisa parody with a deputy's face and badge is surrounded by a security camera, scissors and the words LIEUTENANT MONA LICC'EM LOW LISA FULL OF SHIT PHILLIPS, with LIE picked out in red and the Afroman logo on the frame.
Design
- Front: Mona Lisa parody in a gold frame, with a security camera, scissors, a badge and the words LIEUTENANT / MONA / LICC'EM LOW / LISA / FULL OF SHIT / PHILLIPS (LIE in red), and the AFROMAN logo.
About the Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee
The Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee brings Afroman to the youngest listeners. Midweight cotton makes it soft but sturdy enough for school, play and every wash in between.
- Fabric: 100% cotton
- Weight: Midweight, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
- Fit: Classic fit with a crew neckline
- Build: Tubular body with no side seams; seamless ribbed collar; twill-taped shoulders
- Label: Pearlized tear-away label
Care
- Machine wash warm (max 40 °C / 105 °F)
- Non-chlorine bleach only, as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron or steam on low, avoiding the design
- Do not dry-clean
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Runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up. Available in XS, S, M, L, XL.
Follow the maker's care label. Wash cool, dry flat, and it'll keep its shape for seasons.
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